Friday, December 1, 2006

As the Pile Grows

Today's story...A suburban Detroit woman who admitted injecting Heroin...that's HEROIN...into her 12 year old nephew and giving him and her 15 year old niece HEROIN and COCAINE was sentenced to 8 years in prison...

Are you kidding me? 8 Years for giving minors Heroin and Cocaine. I think you get in more trouble for letting kids smoke cigarettes. The correct story should have been as follows.

Jacqueline Ellen Vuich was granted a fiery death today when her useless bag of bones was tossed onto THE PILE. You remember "Jacky" from the story we did a few months ago about her abuse of drugs and depraved behavior. Her niece and nephew have recovered from the trauma of being given Heroin and Cocaine by their Loving Aunt and were on hand to witness her demise. Hopefully, they learned that drugs are bad as they watched their Evil, No Good, Piece of Trash of an Aunt while she melted and smoldered on the burning glory that is THE PILE.

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